Common Enemy

My kids have already gang-up to bully me. Their common enemy is me, and it gives them so much joy and laughter to run me down.

Lucas: Chloe, you are a stubborn stubborn girl!
Chloe: NO! You are stubborn!
Lucas: No, you are the stubborn one!
Chloe: Mummy is the stubborn one.
Lucas: (giggling and whispering) Yes, Mummy is the stubborn one.
Chloe: (giggling and satisfied)

Chloe: You are very naughty, ko-ko.
Lucas: NO!
Chloe: YES!
Lucas: Mommy has gone crazy (giggling)
Chloe: (giggling) Mommy has gone crazy.