New Vocabulary

My kids' vocabulary and speech is so advanced that I have to share this.

During breakfast, Lucas did something naughty.
Chloe: kor kor has become bad-der (worse)!

In the car, Lucas as winding down the window.
Chloe: kor kor is putting his window down and down-er.

One morning when I noticed Lucas's pyjamas were a bit wet.
Me: Lucas, did you pee on your bed?
Lucas: Isn't this is better than peed on your bed?
Me: Yes, but now you have to sleep on your smelly bed tonight.
Lucas: Then, you will have to just smell me being smelly!

In the car,
Lucas: Mom, why are you getting a new car?
Chloe: Because the this car is falling apart.
Dom: That's right, the air con is not working and the car smells.
Lucas: But the car still works right? Isn't that's the most important?

One day after school,
Chloe: Mom, my friend, S has brown skin.
Me: Don't you have brown skin too, just lighter brown.
Chloe: NO, I'm peach color.