Di-sau-cer

We were driving home after Chloe's music class. In the car park, there was a slight jam getting out from the car park to join the main road. Then this conversation happened.

Lucas: This is a di-sau-cer.
Me: What is a di-sau-cer?
Lucas: A di-sau-cer!
Me: You mean a disaster?
Lucas: No. a di-sau-cer.
Dom: When does a di-sau-cer happen?
Lucas: You know, it's like when someone take away the ice-cream you bought.
Dom: That's a definitely disaster.
Dom to me: Now you know what is a disaster in a kid's definition.

That was an eye-opener on the what is important to kids.