One Hundred

Somehow, one hundred is Lucas' favourite number.

One day, I was wearing him his diaper before bedtime.
Me: Lucas, when will you be able to go to toilet at night and don't have to wear diaper anymore?
Lucas: When I am o-ne hundred years old!
Me: Mommy won't be around to change your diaper by then.
Lucas: Where are you going?
Me: Mommy will be gone by then.
Lucas: What about Daddy?
Me: Daddy will be gone too.
Lucas: (puzzled) Then who am I going to talk to?
Me: Maybe Chloe is going to be around.
Lucas: (satisfied with the answer).

Me: Lucas, you cannot eat too many Mentos. 2 only.
Lucas: 2 is not a lot.
Me: Then, how many is a lot?
Lucas: O-ne hundred!

If only o-ne hundred is a 4 digit number, you can guess where will I be heading!