What a Vocab!

My Mr Little Smart Alec has really some bombardist vocab. Some examples:

Lucas: Mommy, come up with me to watch TV.
Me: You go first. Mommy has to fold the clothes. Mommy will go after Mommy finished.
Lucas: That sounds good to me.

We were reading his book and there was a picture of sand castle.
Me: Do you know how to build a sand castle?
Lucas: That is a bit tricky.

Lucas dropped some gadgets on his bed.
Lucas: Mommy, you pick up my snake and ladder (small tokens to play snake and ladder).
Me: No, you spill it, you pick it up.
Lucas: Mommy, share. (means to pick up together with him)

While, I was giving him his bath one afternoon.
Lucas: Mommy, do you know Michael Jackson?
Me: Yes. What does Michael Jackson do?
Lucas: Sing and dance.
Me: Can you sing and dance like Michael Jackson?
Lucas: No. I can only sing balik kampung.
Me: How to you sing Balik Kampung?
Lucas: La - la la la ..la..
Me: That's all?
Lucas: YES

When his grandfather was sending Lucas home from school, the grandfather kept talking to him to prevent him from taking his power nap in the car. When Lucas was quiet for a while, his grandfather stopped talking thinking Lucas has dozed off. Then suddenly Lucas said.
Lucas: I thought you were talking to the wall!
Grandfather: (flabbergasted, then laughed)

His grandmother was trying to put him to sleep.
Grandmother: Lucas, let's go to sleep.
Lucas: Why?
Grandmother: Omi is tired?
Lucas: Why?
Grandmother: Omi is old.
Lucas: I am not tired because I am new.

We were reading a book and there were pictures of 3 small bugs.
Lucas: This one will bite but these 2 will not bite.
Me: How do you know?
Lucas: These 2 are fami-ly. Girl. They don't bite.
Me: You mean feminine?
Lucas: No, fami-ly.
Me: What is fami-ly?
Lucas: Mommy, Daddy, Chloe, Ah Kong, Omi and Aunty Mercy.
Me: How about Kong Kong, Poh Poh, Yee Yee and Ciu Ciu?
Lucas: Yes. That's enough.

During dinner,
Lucas: Is Daddy at friend's house again?
Me: No, Daddy is on holiday.
Lucas: Where?
Me: A place with beach and sea. Daddy is swimming.
Lucas: But the water is dirty!
Me: You tell Daddy that.

I showed him the stickers I paste on Chloe's room which has swing.
Lucas: Can I move it (the swing)?
Me: You can try.
Lucas: (Tried to move the swing like in playground). Why cannot move?
Me: It is only a picture.

Lucas was singing and here is his lyrics...vroom vroom vroom on Daddy's Proton Perdana.

I was busying cleaning up after dinner.
Lucas: Mommy, I want milk.
Me: Wait, let me finished cleaning first.
Lucas: You bring the milk up here to me. Say OK.
Me: OK.

During bath, I spilt some water from his cup.
Lucas: Mommy, why you make my coffee (bath water) come out? You, naughty girl. Say SORRY.
Me: Sorry.

During our drive home from school.
Lucas: Mommy, I want a Nissan.
Me: I don't know where to buy a Nissan.
Lucas: Are you a big girl?
Me: Yes.
Lucas: Then why you don't know where to buy a Nissan.

Things that he said - wonder if he has offended/insulted anyone other than the fami-ly.