Cheeky Lucas

Lucas's vocabulary has improved so much to the extend of being cheeky / rude now. Some snippets on our conversation:

Lucas: One two, buckle my shoe, three four, shut the door..............
nine ten, big fat Mommy....(laugh)
Me: Is Mommy fat?
Lucas: Yes (laugh again)


One day, after I gave him his bath:-
Me: Hurry up, come and wear your pyjamas.
Lucas: Is Mommy smelly?
Me: No, Mommy had her shower.
Lucas: Is Daddy smelly?
Me: No, Daddy had his shower too.

2 days ago, Lucas walked to me:-
Lucas: Mommy, you are a slow turtle.
Me: Lucas is as slow turtle, not Mommy.

During bedtime at my parent's place, my sister was talking to a cousin while Lucas was trying to sleep:-
Lucas: I don't want to hear anymore noise.
My sister: wow.....(surprised with his choice of words)