Our Life-time Boss

I wonder how many parents are dumb-founded with what their 2 1/2 years old can said. And I believe Lucas is just one of the kid.

Incident 1:
I was on the phone talking to my father-in-law. Lucas must have asked whom am I talking to and I must have not heard him. When I hanged up the phone, he was a bit annoyed and said 'Mummy, make up your mind! Are you talking to Daddy or are you talking to Ah-Kong (grandfather)?' in an annoyed tone. I was like - speechless.

Incident 2:
He was cycling on the road instead of the pedestrian path and we told him many times to go to the pedestrian path. He then mumbled, 'I don't know why I have to go there (the pedestrian path)'

Incident 3:
Dominic was about to assemble a stand fan we just bought. Lucas was milling around.
Dom: Are you going to help Daddy to assemble the fan?
Lucas: Ya...(he likes to say ya and not yes)
Dom: (walking away to take a blade to open the carton)
Lucas: Hey, Daddy, where are you going? You have not put up the fan!
Dom: (looking at me) He is my life-long boss!
Me: Yup..whether your like it or not.

Incident 4:
We are driving home...
Lucas: Daddy, why drive so slow. Drive faster.
Dom: (step on the accelerator a bit) Is this fast enough?
Lucas: No
Dom : (step on the accelerator even more and we were probably driving at 130km/h on a 110km/h road) Is this fast enough?
Lucas: Ya